The 90's were a magical time for bloated but harmless mid-tier star vehicles and thrillers. It was the era where the likes of Alec Baldwin and Demi Moore thrived. Because of that million person march back last year of people wanting the leads of The Juror to reunite, Hollywood has granted a gift. That gift is Blind and it does not disappoint.

Demi Moore has seemingly spent the past several years having Stan Winston Studios try and recreate her 90's face with putty and ghost oil while Baldwin has alternated between being hilarious, scary, and hiscarious. Blind unites them. In the way only works of absolute fiction can, the ever-beautiful Dylan McDermott somehow gives a fuck about these old bags of loose wood putting their old things in each other. Yes, he's somehow (remember this is fiction) married to Demi Moore but come on. Who is she fooling? The plot involves jail and people not seeing things and love forming between a woman doing community service and a man whose eyes... well they suck.

It's a 90's movie happening right now! And it's getting a theatrical release, which has the power to create and kill erections with the force of nineteen Lena Dunhams.

Watch the trailer with pants on:

The best part is when Dylan McDermott tells a BLIND MAN to not see his wife.

You can consider that promise kept, partner.