“If you like Scanners, you’ll love Relaxer.”
Prepare yourselves, c*cksuckers!
Hey, this is still happening!
I think I see my face in there somewhere
Millennium Films is now singing a different tune
A mind-blowing movie about the challenge of playing games.
Where’s some Kryptonite when you need it?
Still crazy after all these years
Please don’t make me choose
Charge you proton pack, young Wolfhard
From the creators of Muppet Babies! (just kidding)
Still violently opposed to Digimon though
A round of applause for his return! Wait...don’t!
Arby’s better sign Johnny 5 soon
Rod bless you, Jordan Peele.
And tattoo removal surgery ain’t cheap!
In other words, it might make you...sad
But not zombie-dead. It’s, like, DEAD dead
Watch your Achilles Tendon