TROUBLE CITY

THE CHUD KILL LIST #88

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Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89.

Enjoy!*

# 88 - Sleepy Hollow


Gabriel was both impressed and stunned when his nemesis delivered on his promise to hit him so hard that he became a tauntaun.

Sleepy Hollow:

I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who would LOVE to slice Casper Van Dien into three parts, especially after his turn in such trollop as Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus, and Tarzan and the Lost City. Instead, Darth Maul himself, Ray Park, got this honor when he was the Headless Horseman's stunt double in the abbreviated fight with Casper. Armed with two small hand scythes, the Horseman makes short work of Mr. Van Dien by catching him after one of his many wild swings, and following it up with a cross-armed attack of his own. The outcome is a trilogy of Van Dien, as the cut takes off the top half and lower half of Mr. Casper. (S.M.)


FUNNY!

TOMORROW: #87 (Hint: Danson in the Dark!)

* - Reprinted from 2003