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THE CHUD KILL LIST #85

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Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86.

Enjoy!*

# 85 - The Haunting


The original low-tech ending for Armageddon as shot by Charles Band was cheaper, but eventually nixed by Touchstone.

The Haunting:


To say this movie sucks harder than an agitated tornado is an understatement. Speaking of Twister, Jan DeBont's pointless remake of the classic spook tale isn't worth watching, but if you were forced to sit through it there is a rather rewarding departure in the second half. Owen Wilson, best known for having the best nose in the business and for co-writing classic flicks, decides to solve his splitting headache by having it cleaved off by a pendulum. Pendulum 1, Owen 0. (S.M.)


FUNNY!


TOMORROW: #84 (Hint: "Ass" Head!)

* - Reprinted from 2003