GOIN' POLISH - 5.22.07

Movie NewsNick Nunziata1 Comment

Polish movie posters are the best thing since the Earth was built by aliens and left cooking in the sun long enough so people thought they were civilized and followed the rules of a God.'s just say this... if there is a God, chances are good that he made his daily wage designing polish movie posters. The image to the right is from the Polish poster for Critters, and it's not even in the top 100 most fucked up Polish poster designs. Those guys must be onto something that makes absinthe look like Fresca, because they constantly blow us away with their own special brend of retarded brilliance.

Justin Waddell (Kevin Matchstick on the message boards) and myself spent a lot of time laughing our asses off last night looking for random images to serve as our own Polish movie posters and we still constantly come in second place to the real deal.

So, here's our latest recurring column. I really hope you guys dig it, because we have a blast doing it. If you like it, let us know, and by God if you find some great ones let us know. I think we're on the path to righteousness but you just never know...

Note to critics: We love Polish posters. We know they're better than ours, but we feel this column has two values: Showcase hilarious and brilliant Polish posters and allow us to share silly pictures we find. That's as deep as it gets!

Installment 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

They say Blade Runner.

We say The Bodyguard.

They say Mandingo.

We say Someone to Watch Over Me.

They say Christine.

We say Frida.

They say Rocky.

We say Big Night.

They say Jaws 2.

We say Man Without a Face.