"From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you've probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the "so bad, they're good" films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby's 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it's all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch -- the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he's at or what he's doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That's a whole year of the quality concepts you've come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS."
And now... DAY TWO HUNDRED:
“Aliens... I like aliens...”
- Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“This time, E.T. won’t be phoning home.”
BASTARDS OF THE UNIVERSE: Set in some distant galaxy, seven of the most dangerous and notorious alien outlaws escape from their prison planet, steal a spaceship, and go on an intergalactic killing spree, wreaking havoc across the known universe. When every attempt to bring down these extraterrestrial terrorists fail, the interplanetary police are forced to abduct FRANK MASSEY, a badass, shit-kickin’, take-no-prisoners bounty hunter from Earth, the only planet that still doesn’t know there’s intelligent life out there among the stars. A few encounters later, the folks in charge begin to worry that the solution just might be worse than the problem.
Nick Says: All I'm gonna say is this. Frank Massey = John Hawkes.
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.