As a successful supervillian and soon to be ruler of Eternia, I feel I am more than qualified to answer any of your so called problems. With this in mind I have taken control of this blog and I shall use it to impart my wisdom to the masses.
Should you feel your problems are worthy of my time then contact me using one of the methods below and if you are lucky I may solve this issue for you. If you are unlucky I shall turn you into a statue and gloat in front of you daily.
How to contact Lord Skeletor.
Via this link on the message boards
Email me at email@example.com
Magic Messenger - my handle is Snake_mountain_pimp
I look forward to the amusement your problems will bring me.