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365 Days of Sci-Fi #309

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"From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you've probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the "so bad, they're good" films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby's 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it's all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch -- the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he's at or what he's doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That's a whole year of the quality concepts you've come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS."

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now... DAY THREE-HUNDRED AND NINE:

“Back to basics...”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“When Good Shellfish Goes Bad.”

CLAMSTER: In preparation for the National Science Fair, a brilliant young teenager somehow manages to breed a clam with his pet hamster, inadvertently giving birth to a vicious pearl-popping mutant that escapes captivity and unleashes unholy terror upon the surrounding neighborhood, forcing the boy and his science geek friends to put their egg-heads together in a joint effort to hunt the creature down.

Nick Says: I mean, it's OYSTERS that make pearls if you want to split hairs... but I haven't seen a clam used as a villain this well since Fatal Attraction.

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.