And tattoo removal surgery ain’t cheap!
In other words, it might make you...sad
But not zombie-dead. It’s, like, DEAD dead
Watch your Achilles Tendon
Godspeed, you Greatest Showman
Some comedy to sink your teeth into
It’s the shark in formaldyhide of horror movies.
And you know what? It’s adorable
He flies, people. He flies.
He definitely has his work cut out for him
Cue your Sad Affleck memes
Baby, can you dig this news?
Sorry to get your hopes up
We’re hoping for a reboot with actual braaaaaaaaains
Paging Michael Caine and Cillian Murphy
Try as you might, I’m on board.
Where’d you get those peepers, Chucky? Oh, from a toy factory?
Almost makes you forget about Jared Leto, doesn’t it?
Rejoice MonsterVision fans!